Jimquisition

Okay, I got Pokemon wrong. We're doing Pokemon The Movie 2000, not The Return of Mewtwo. That's a different one.
At any rate, here's the next Pokemon movie. It's got magic birds in it.

Your pal Jim Sterling is back from gall bladder surgery after having to cancel last week.
It's time to talk about Crash Bandicoot, terrible PS4 developers, and loads of other bollocks!

You know... this really isn't all that bad. At least it's an actual movie.

The SNES Classic will definitely be a better situation than... oh. Oh it wasn't. Okay then.
Elsewhere, we look at some console shovelware, we examine publisher lies, and talk some other bollocks.

I should point out that Ian and I are friends, because otherwise this episode would come off really harsh. More than normal.
But anyway, let's hear about human wreckage, being Jason Voorhees for a joke, and Benjamin Button as a film critic.

On this week's episode, Nintendo tries to clarify that Mario doesn't possess anybody. It's worse than that.
Elsewhere, we chat about the weather, Wolfenstein, and more Nintendo bollocks.

The worst movie we've done. Period.

It's E3 time! Podquisition talks about the press briefings and news, as well as how choice Bowser looks now.
Be it Microsoft, Nintendo, Sony, Ubisoft, or EA, we've got all the bollocks for ya!

Ubisoft's new logo looks like a coiled dog turd in the summer heat, so it's the perfect logo, really.
Elsewhere, Greenlight is dead, Splatoon 2's headset shenanigans are perfectly Nintendo, and did we mention Greenlight is dead!?

Is Seaman coming back? We can only bloody hope. It'll be more interesting than Far Cry 5 outrage.
Elsewhere, we talk about the lifespan of jokes, and we chat about Rime, Friday the 13th, and Tekken 7.